ieillorien:

fell for the oldest trick in the book 🤦‍♂️

long time no post! i’m currently in the middle of my annual lotr rewatch and i can just never resist these two <3

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glamourweaver:

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zootycoon:

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

How the fuck does his have less than 200k after setting the internet on fire for months

This lack of notes is probably a big part of why TikTok seems to think they invented the meme.

They think WHAT?!

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zachsanomaly:

So what this paint company does is take iron pollution from abandoned mines that are polluting soils and rivers and makes iron based red pigment paints out of it.

Basically they realized hey no one’s cleaning this shit up, it’s polluting the streams, killing all the fish, making the water undrinkable and there’s a huge market for it so why not make money by cleaning it the fuck up?

They remove this stuff by the industrial bucket load from the rivers. The idea is if it’s in a painting, if it’s in your home, it’s not poisoning wildlife.

anyway its cool as shit, please support tf out of these people https://gamblinstore.com/reclaimed-earth-colors-set/

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inneskeeper:

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sleepy-bebby:

Review of a butterfly farm… 🦋

I interned at a place w butterflies and had to tell a mom to please stop offering the “snacks” on the pedestals to her kids and we had to give a speech to all the ppl who entered which I added lines to daily. Including the infamous “butterflies like fruit that’s a little older than what we eat, so the fruit is just for them! Please don’t eat it!” And “please please please please please don’t come in here if you’re afraid of butterflies.” It was the closest thing to hell I’ve ever experienced

*going to a butterfly farm* there better not be any fuckin butterflies in here

*going to a butterfly farm* this will surely take my mind off the life-ruining curse that a witch placed upon me that forces me to eat any fruit i see no matter what

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saltandvinegarcrisps:

saltandvinegarcrisps:

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL

please don’t start reblogging this again this post ruined my life

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what-even-is-thiss:

When the world feels full of agonies, ask yourself.

1. Are you hungry?
2. Have you taken your meds?
3. When was the last time you went outside?

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

Every time I forget to take my magnesium pills I’m like Ugh Why Are The Agonies Back?

It’s because you didn’t take your pills, you dunce.

Same thing when I forget my anxiety meds. I’m like Oh No Why Am I So Anxious?

You didn’t take your pills. Fool.

Take your pills!

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keskaowl:

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bpdtomwambsgans:

when a british actor does an american accent everyone’s like “i didn’t even know they were british until they were on colbert.” but when americans do a british accent everyone’s like “they’re supposed to be from east cocksford but their glottal e’s are north dicksford. shameful.”

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transjon:

transjon:

one thing about americans is that they know how to make a fucking milkshake

i hate the stupid milk consistency shit you get here like if you give me a milkshake it better be rock fucking solid. i want that thang thick like concrete. it should piss me off trying to drink it through a straw. i should have to wait for it to thaw

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pigswithwings:

“damn I’m crying over an insect” “why am I having such strong feelings over how the sky looks” “it’s weird how happy this small thing made me feel” THAT’S BECAUSE YOU LIVE HERE!!!! you live on this earth. everything all the time is an experience, no matter how common or mundane. this world is unique. so are its small moments. it is good to enjoy a tiny thing. you love the world even at its smallest scale.

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Reading reviews for havdalah candles written by unsuspecting Christian housewives who bought them to use for dinner candles is my new passion. I’ll be laughing for an eternity.

😂

Imagine letting a candle burn that looks like this once lit:

For an hour.

Dude, get the wine!

Different havdalah candle, same guy.

Pls…

For my goyische followers: Havdalah is a service to mark the end of shabbat and the beginning of the week. The flame is big so that everyone at the service can see it. You also only have it lit for a few minutes before extinguishing it (traditionally in wine). They are not table candles. My guess is that these people bought them because they’re pretty and braided without knowing or caring what they’re used for.

For my Jewish followers: the goyim are at it again.

It needs to be multiple wicks, and I think a tall flame is just what happens in that situation

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craycraybluejay:

anticensorshipsideblog:

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girl what 😭

how old must we be before we are allowed to think about sex, i can never remember, they keep moving the goal posts.

We’re never allowed to think ab sex sorry. Teen years are hormonal but being horny before 18 is a sin. When you’re horny and 18-25 its cringe. When you’re horny 25-35 “you should get a partner and stop being openly horny.” When you’re horny 35-45 that’s weird because you’re “kinda old.” When you’re horny 45-55 you’re a creep. And when you’re horny 55+ you’re an old person who can’t and shouldn’t be horny. This is how they think. Sex bad, basically. Thinking about sex is bad. Wanting sex is bad. Anything even mildly related to sex or sexuality is bad.

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theythemthighs:

saintjosie:

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gravityjunior:

Every time I see my mutuals post in their native tongue that I don’t understand I’m like yes 🥰 that’s language babes 💖

고추

hehe i said penis

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